Ah Lucien, we all know Lucien. The pesky little brother of the LES, he'll never grow up. While the crowd is outrageous 8 times out of 10, the food is actually fabulous (I've heard that the French disagree, but I am not French so let me live).

Start with a martini, get the scallops, get a side of fries, done. If you're feeling carnivorous, go for the rabbit. Don't linger too long after the meal.